when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
peacocks look like they speak french
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
I like him lol
it was one time, one time ok.
i once had a sexual dream about Obama, and i mistakingly told me friends about it.
Obama is literal love to me he’s so hilarious
I’m done bye